Thursday, November 8, 2018

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

INHERITANCE

If I send the person who will inherit my wealth when I am gone and he refuses to go, I will insist on sending him again.

THE HABIT

Habits picked by a child can always be corrected or dropped save for the ones she picked from her parents.

Monday, November 5, 2018

THE AGED

That the aged is too feeble to run does not matter when a goat snatches her snuff box.

Sunday, November 4, 2018

PROSTITUTE

The prostitute only realizes her mistakes at an old age when she will have the desire to have children but could not.

SNAKE

If you extract the venom from a dangerous snake, it becomes a mere rope.

UNDER INFLUENCE

That I am in between the legs of a woman should not prompt me to promise what I can not do.